导演:马克宣 徐景达
主演:未知
主人手捧门铃兴冲冲地登上三楼居室。他开门入屋,拉开抽屉取出螺丝刀,迅速地把门铃装好。他揿了一下按钮,顿时响起了悠扬动听的音乐铃声。他好奇地又揿了一下,门铃音乐又响了起来,他高兴得手舞足蹈。突然,他听到楼下脚步声,以为有客来访,急忙关上房门,仔细聆听。不料是一位上楼的青年,在他门口系一下鞋带走开了。主人很失望。接着,踢皮球的小姑娘、气喘吁吁的胖子依次从主人门口经过,主人总是在兴奋之后饱尝失望。忽然..主人手捧门铃兴冲冲地登上三楼居室。他开门入屋,拉开抽屉取出螺丝刀,迅速地把门铃装好。他揿了一下按钮,顿时响起了悠扬动听的音乐铃声。他好奇地又揿了一下,门铃音乐又响了起来,他高兴得手舞足蹈。突然,他听到楼下脚步声,以为有客来访,急忙关上房门,仔细聆听。不料是一位上楼的青年,在他门口系一下鞋带走开了。主人很失望。接着,踢皮球的小姑娘、气喘吁吁的胖子依次从主人门口经过,主人总是在兴奋之后饱尝失望。忽然,摩托车声音传来,邮递员送报来了。主人屏息静听。邮递员不揿门铃却举手敲门,主人十分不悦,气恼地在屋内也用力敲门,企图提醒邮递员揿一下他新装的门铃,然而无效。最后,主人只得把门打开,接过一份报纸。不肯罢休的主人把欲走的邮递员拉回,希望他能揿一下门铃。主人把门关好,侧耳细听,然而许久无声。当他开门观看时,原来邮递员早已走了。主人大失所望,懊丧地拿起报纸,瘫坐在椅子上。详情
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